
Noobs Are Coming is here to flip the genre on its spiky, pixelated head! You’re not the hero, you’re not the knight, you are the boss here. And not just any boss, you're a soul-sucking, dungeon-dwelling nightmare that players usually fear at the end. This is the game where a chaotic, comedy-fueled action roguelike, and the heroes are the problem.
This game is a fast-paced, top-down roguelike that throws you into an arena of hilarious carnage. Each run is quick, every build is wildly different, and the goal is simple: survive wave after wave of eager, overconfident “noob heroes” while you grow stronger, weirder, and more unstoppable.
You don’t pick a class, you pick a villain. Each boss has unique attacks, abilities, and passive traits that affect the way you survive the swarm. With each wave, you will collect souls to buy: